Faded Sandpaper

Bill Thompson


Bill was born in New York City on Dec 18, 1931, the son of William and Marie Thompson and the eldest of three brothers. In 1934, the Thompsons moved to Bronxville, 20 miles north of New York City in Westchester County, where the three brothers — Bill, Boyce and Tony — attended school.

In first grade, Bill was a gingerbread man in the school’s production of “Hansel and Gretel.” His mother told him he was the best gingerbread man in the show. He believed her. As a result, many elementary, high school and college plays followed over the years. “I never knew my lines and never hit my spot-on stage, but I always managed to get a laugh and easily won the title of class clown form sixth grade on.” Being the class clown meant “going to the principal’s office a lot.” In seventh grade, Bill wrote a six-page vocational report in a green folder. The first sentence was, “I want to make people laugh.” The report went on to explain that he wasn’t sure if he would be a cartoonist, comedy writer or funny guy on the radio, little knowing he’d end up doing all three. He got a C-minus on the report and his teacher, Miss Wetzel, told him, “It’s time to get serious with your life.” ”If I had taken Miss Wetzel’s advice,” Thompson said, “I’d probably be selling vacuum cleaners at Sears.”

A pattern had been set. Through high school and later at DePauw University, he took all the courses he could on art, writing and performing — “any class I thought would help me later in a comedy career.” During the late ’40s, Thompson started writing kids’ stories featuring a character named Wallace Snead. Bill graduated from Bronxville High in 1950. The yearbook stated, “the class clown will be missed by his classmates, but not his teachers.” The next year at DePauw, he had a part in a Noel Coward play. “I was still missing my marks and forgetting my lines. By then I had perfected the art of wandering around stage and ad-libbing. Later on, Lad, Pat and I were to elevate this style of performing to a science.”

In 1952, Thompson married Donna Cope, headed west to Arizona and had three kids: Carrie, Annie and Tony. His first job in Phoenix was in the circulation department of The Phoenix Gazette, but every couple of months he would stop by KPHO-TV in the hopes of landing a job. In January 1954, KPHO hired him for two jobs. He began creating a character called Wallace Snead and appeared on “The Goldust Charlie Show.” In January 1955, “It’s Wallace?” premiered, a kid’s cartoon show. After a few months of going solo, Bill decided he needed a partner. In January 1956, Ladimir (Lad) Kwiatkowski joined him.

In the summer of 1956, the Wallace Watchers Fan Club was created. Through the 1960s, the show kept evolving. On June 15, 1970, the program officially became “The Wallace and Ladmo Show.” On April 3, 1974, the show celebrated its 20th anniversary. Through the 1970s, Bill and the cast won Emmys for their productions. On Dec. 29, 1989, the show went off the air. Bill spent his later years going to the movies and entertaining his grandchildren. Bill passed away on July 23, 2014, at age 82.